the sheer state of things

No one ever tells you when you’re bleeding and your bones are all broken and your fly is down. They just let you figure it out on your own. And once you do, do they offer to zip up your fly for you? No. No, of course they don’t. They just stand there and gawk at your dick hanging out of your pants and you’d zip it up yourself but all of your bones are broken and you’re bleeding. Don’t get me started on the clowns in congress, they won’t help. They’ll just write legislation that says you’re not allowed to break all of your bones or bleed or let your fly hang open, and then the cops will come by and put you right in prison for it! Just like that. The state of things these days, the sheer state of things.